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wtf. i'm the doctor.
- Stranger:
- OHNO!
- You:
- WHAT?????
- Stranger:
- THE WORLD'S ENDING!!
- You:
- WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- You:
- WELL, I'M THE DOCTOR, AND I'M HERE TO SAVE THE PLANET
- Stranger:
- You'd better be a pretty effing big doctor!
- You:
- I'M A TIMELORD, I TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND SPACE, AND I'M HERE NOW TO SAFE THE EARTH.
- You:
- whoa i got a little carried away with the caps.
- You:
- rofl.
- Stranger:
- lmao
- Stranger:
- well you'd better get to saving the planet!
- You:
- do you know who's attacking? daleks? cybermen? who?
- Stranger:
- uhhhh.... the world's just going to blow up!
- You:
- nope.
- You:
- i just saved it.
- You:
- derpderpderpderp
- Stranger:
- wooo! my hero!
- You:
- thank you, i take pride in my work. would you like to travel in time with me? anywhere in the universe, anytime.
- You:
- what do you say?
- Stranger:
- hmmmmm. naw
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: my name is joe.
Stranger: can you speak janpanese
You: i have a house. three kids, one spouse.
You: i work.
You: in the button factory.
You: one day
Stranger: oh my name is kao ni ma
You: my boss comes up to me and says “hey joe, are you busy?” i said “no”
You: he said “push this button with your left elbow.”
You: hello
Stranger: nono
You: my name is joe.
You: i have a house.
Stranger: don t say that
You: three kids. one spouse
You: i work.
You: in the button factory
Stranger: i am a girl
You: my boss comes up to me and says “hey joe, are you busy?” i said “no
You: he said “push this button with yout right elbow”
You: hello
You: my name is joe
You: i have a house
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
